Say it succinctly---

Nothing says it like a bumper sticker...

A friend has this one on his car and he definitely gets a rise out of people! But it makes me smile whenever I see it.

 A couple more that I have seen floating about town... 

And here’s one for those of you who are compensating… for a little something.  

This one speaks to my heart! 

http://www.ephemera-inc.com/pilot.asp